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I thought I should try my hand at being profound. It did not work out quite as planned, unfortunately. Therefore, I am not. Leave that to the pros.

Note that I sound like a pompous ass. It is because I am typing on word and the damn thing is automatically changing my contractions and my bad word choices. I apologise profusely…

Right. Now that that has been cleared up, I can get to the… er… interesting stuff.

Pffft. Whom am I kidding (Whom?! Who says that anyway? Damn Microsoft Word). This post is going to be dull. Stick around/do not. There might be a spark of humour somewhere in the middle. If you decide not to stick it out, comment anyway:

• I still have not received my results. The universities are being exceptionally slow, and I am still living in this little ball of nervousness… God damn them all!
• My wisdoms have been scared into silence until after Finals. Its incredible how effective some mild persuasion with a hammer can be…
• To MaddMixer: I have no inspiration lately. No energy either. When they come, I shall post an amazingly funny, mind bogglingly witty and completely random post. Please bear with ‘My week so far’ posts until then. My freak funny mood has passed. I swear I am normal again. The flowers look better now! Do not argue with me on that one. Say hi to Cow and Chicken for me. It was good seeing you too. But I’m highly offended as you left without saying goodbye.
• To LoveAndPolitics: There is a gay and lesbian website with the same name as yours. I have no desire to catch Bin Laden as that would be treachery. If you would like to meet him though, I will organise a tea party. My drug-induced high is now over. I am currently very low. I Must Have Codeine!
• To Salaam_Namastes_Cool: I would translate, but I am mighty confused myself.
• To JoburgBoy: Go to the dentist or forever hold the pieces of teeth that could not be saved! I will have to buy a crate of Red Bull… Moreover, get some codeine too (Moreover… Good lord! The sentence sounds ridiculous. I suppose it is better than in addition to, which was its first choice) Last time I mixed the two, I was on the ceiling for hours
• To ChristinaAlexia: Getting high on painkillers RULES! Especially in conjunction with Caffeine…
• To Chainsaws_in_the_morning: Thank you. My life is now complete. I am a happy, fulfilled person
• To Murz_3: The happiness is a façade beneath which I hide my agony. Believe not all you read. (Now that sounds deep)
• To NicNak17: I expect my name to be honoured too! Its sucks that my legality does not actually matter until November, seeing as how I am under house arrest.

Hmm… not bad, I managed to fill an entire A4 page with complete twok, and still sound pompous about it.

To make up for this shocking post and to give me ideas for the next one, you all (being those that commented on my last post, awful as it was…) are allowed to ask me something about me. ANYTHING. I give you permission. And I promise I shall answer. (If it is really embarrassing, I’ll email the answer to you or something)

So go ahead and ask whatever your sick minds come up with I love answering personal questions

Tamzzinni

Ps: I won 1500 Smarties the other day. Yay! Was a huge, massive ass jar! And it’s already very depleted… I love Smarties

PPs : I’m shocked to discover that I quite like Sexy Back. Damn. There goes my reputation.

PPPS : Today was my last day of proper school ever. I am almost free.